shy/syaq
14-11
Ngee Ann Poly/ Early Childhood Ed
granizo-syaque@hotmail.com

Alamak nasi lemak si minah-minah ni suruh aku update tak boleh sabar perr korang dah hilang kool ni ah ah ah sepak kang HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Baikla. Wazzapwazzap ketiak makcik berasap. HAHAHAH aku sedang makan encik kentang krips panas dan pedas 'segar hingga ke krisp terakhir' disaluti nutella. Ini baik punya benda babe. Tetapi masalahnya ialah nutella itu masih keras macam batu jadi tip kesihatan adalah untuk anda menunggu sehingga ia cair HAHAHAHA Hari ini aku gembira sebab aku dapat bertemu H dan J sudah lama SEJENAK aku tidak berjumpa H akhirnya dapat aku melepaskan rindu HAHAHAHA (susah SIO wanna blog in malay auzubillah) Aku dan H ketawa terbahak-bahak apabila menbaca JP punya blog. Oh nutellaku sudah cair, kawan-kawanku. Alangkah seronoknya. Oh balik kepada JP. Aku akan meletakkan RAKAMAN di sini untuk tip-tip bagaimana untuk menjadi seorang mat atau minah silakan menjamu selera HAHAHAHAHA



This would be of some help if you'r clueless. He will be doing 5 impressions of a mat followed by a minah. Here goes!

5. Behaviour in a staring incident.
4. Behaviour in checking out a female's butt.
3. Behaviour in requesting for a female's contact number.
2. Behaviour while swearing.
1. The Trademark Dance : The Fireball.

The minah way:

5: Acknowledging another Minah.
4. Checking out a Mat.
3. Behavior for Friendster Photos.
2. The Tabung Amal [The Donation Bin] HAHHAHAHA in layman's term: The buttcrack
1. The Trademark Dance : I have no idea what's it called.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kelakar nampak kelakar nampak. Aku rasa aku terpaksa berhenti di sini kerana liyana baru menggunakan voiceclip untuk menanyakan jika aku sudah habis. Dan sepertinya ada kemungkinan aku terdengar lagu rabbani di sekelilingnya kot (tiga saat kemudian) Oh rupa-rupanya dia sedang mendengar lagu hitam anjing tulang. Okehla upin dan ipin, sehingga bertemu di lembaran akan datang. Dan oh senyum-senyumlah selalu. Sebab sekarang semua orang hendak menjadi tua cepat seperti lee cakap bila kecil tidak ada banyak masalah lagi best. Cepat tua, cepat mati tau kak. Sumpah boy! SUMPAH GELEK GELEK SUMPAH GELEK GELEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Salam sayang,
Syafiqah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was tedious work i swear. Tetapi, boleh boleh tentu boleh. To my non-malay friends, don't worry, this post is not of any loss coz' it's pure crap. And to my actionindia temanboy(HAHAHAHAHA) also, Mamak pathiyelingam.

*MENARI FIREBALL*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok dah dah. Byebyebye.

Lo funny l.

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How can i forget to include about this. MU did awesomestastically well against wanderers yday which left them w a score of two nil. Im not sure about LP's match, didn't catch the last bit. Dad was watching it on live-footy coz gpa's home doesnt have scv. And i heard it will cost like 2K or over if they were to install scv at gpa's place coz' it's a private property. Aww man.

Shah's lame joke during our convo over MSN

Shah: Syaq, do you know MU's changing their sponsor? It's not AIG anymore.
Me: Really? Then change to what?
Shah: KOTEX.
Me: Oh good la! More protection.
Shah: No, coz' man u is having a really bad period HAHAHAHAHA

Baikz. HAHA nvm its ok.

THOROUGH spring cleaning began yesterday(mum started snippets of cleaning here and there a few days back) i really(x infinity) didnt wanna get up though it was like nearly two pm and i even pretended to be oblivious to the mum's "wake up la!we needa clean your room!" UNTIL abbas called me not once, not twice, freakin' nine times. Budak ini mintak kena "ombak dari keturunan goddragon tau" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok sorry. So i got up and scoured for my shuffle then i texted him just to find out he's already at my door. With a slumber face, i open the door and my dad(in boxers only HOW CUTE) was cleaning the gate i think and i passed abbas the shuffle and i closed the door HAHAHAHAHAHAH and the whole thing was a silent affair. Then when i was about to sleep back, this abbas text me again. "Haha your hair how nice?" HAHAHA i havent bathe havent brush teeth, never even look in the mirror, just happy happy go out and meet people. Dang pengotor. Ishk. HAHA.

So in the end i gave up and decided to be helpful(anak mithali or what) HAHA me and dad were tag team partners against my mum who was nagging like no tmrw. Like everything my mum say right, me and dad will rebut then we agree w each other. Dang hilarious.

While rearranging the furnitures,

Me: Ma, the rocking chair put here la. If one of the arm chairs put here, then the other beside the fireplace it's like...
Dad: Ya, like awkward.
(Mum gave that disapproved look but tried rearranging the chairs)
Mum: Not nice la.
Me: Both arm chairs beside the fireplace nicer.
Mum: Put rocking chair inside the room la.
Dad: Put the rocking chair like this ok what.
(Mum gave another disapproved look)
Me: YA LA YA LA put inside my room la ok.
(Dad winked)
HAHAHAHAHA

I love my dad la. We like forever bestfriends. When hes driving the car, i'll be the one sitting next to him HAHA then we'll accompany each other in the wee hours during my MU matches and his LP matches. He's the one who gave green light about me joining swfc wahh he damn syiok ah! Best part, he always cover up for me one. If i go home late, he will wait up for me and tell my mum to go to sleep first so that i wont get an earful and knowing her, she'd prolly let it go by the next morning. HAHA. And he's the type "boleh boleh tentu boleh" (can can of course can) thats why he damn best. Can also can. We tagteam champions.

Then over at my gpa's place. My aunt was coaxing me to get tudung like those diamond studded ones. Xiaochabo sia if i wear.

Aunt: Fiqah, buy one ah.
Me: Eeee you think i will wear?
Mum: This one, this one nice.
Me: I dont like flowers.
Aunt: How to be a girl like this?
Mum: That's her la. You give her cap, jeans and school shoes, she can go out alr.
Aunt: Wah, why you so guy ah?

Moral of the story, a mum knows best :)

Alamak nasi lemak. Kawan-kawanku(refer to tagboard), ya la i how kental right first time drink starbucks HAHAHA. Now you guys say it that way ah, damn embarrassing. Must go hide under selimut babi alr. HAHAHAHA.

Oh, Me and farhana's dad also bff. He changed her phone to my model but of a diff colour and put my number down as one of those you can have unlimited calls to(M1 policy)

Her dad: Now can talk to Syafiqah all the time!

And to think he thought i was a shy girl. Coz' we were over at her place, then he came back, then i ran to the kitchen to hide while fad introduced herself. But now, bff alr. Can also can. HAHAHAHAHAHA like this hari raya confirm get extra $$$$ one. Ok best!

My convo w teeheee a sec ago.

Tall, Grande or Venti? said:
Just now i thought you came online coz the nickname was like yours 'Liyana' then i went "MAK DAH PULANG MAK DAH PULANG" then the person was like "huh?" then i check the email it was actually my campmate, liyana HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Tall, Grande or Venti? said:
then i said "oh nth my mother just come back i very excited. so how are you? HAHAHHAHAAH

I HOW PAISEYELEPATHAN. Ishk.

You know something. I have the best people around me. There may not be many but a few, countable that is, they are defly awesome and i just need a minidose of em' daily to keep me smiling and that's the magic about em'. (loves) Ok best!

Oh, tell you secret of a n00bi3, i am no longer a Starbucks virgin. (Please believe that i have never gone to a Starbucks outlet before till tonight and it was rather impromptu. HAHA) I had caramel frap just now, Lee had hazelnut hot choc i think and J had white chocolate mocha ICE CREAM HAHAHAHA that was what she exactly ordered and the cashier guy laughed at her coz' it was supposed to be ICE BLENDED HAHA. BOUGHT CARAMEL FRAP from STARBUCKS. Woohoo starbucks know! Baik syaq, baik. Maju ke hadapan semua.

Labels: Tall or Grande or Venti? :)

Back from campiole~ (edited) Nur Fatiha BMF you better be honoured ah! Or a cap will do too :D HAHAHAHAHHA, ok, kidding. Camp was really(xinfinity) interesting ah SISBO and joker? HAHAHA. I will delve into details some other day! Reached home, slept heavenly, after prayers got down to TM, had a date with the mum, bought C&K shoes for fourteen bucks HAHA and it's GREEN :/ see how la, if i wanna wear it for raya. If not, back to sneakers again :D

Then we broke fast at Pizza Hut coz' they left me out when they dined at Secret Recipe yday, i was away for camp rmb? So she made it up to me then the manager of PH kept attending to us. Damn funny the mum and i kept laughing every time he walks past then he'll go 'dya need anyth else, mdm?' hes a nice lad defly. Then it was soccer time! All this soccer drama hahaha what seven yellow cards la walking out from the pitch la all the bangings and pretendings and rollings on the field touching your head when you actually got hit at your ankle HAHAHAH but MU's match against Chels ended with a draw, sadly. Oh and when Ronaldo came onto pitch just now, the camera showed the audience then there was this indian turban guy who's a MU supporter, dancing on tv. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH dangg cute sia. And Ferdinand was so stressed just now i think Fergie needs to go buy him the OSIM UCrown sia.

Then izhaq tempted me with his BC RICH. He's selling em'(amp + cable + gig bag) for 250 bucks. Then again, no moolah!


But then then again, Les Pauls are damn sexy please.


Then then then again, i'll think about it.

And now here i am bummed infront of the telly waiting for a match to start with the best team on the pitch and having the company of my best usuals on MSN and oh of course the dad too coz' i cant wait to laugh in his face when MU whoops Villa Real's ass. He's a Liverpool fan(idk why of all teams HAHA) as a whole but he supports any team that goes against MU to spite me. Then we'll go like i'll give you ten bucks if MU wins that kinda thing but somehow i never really got the money. HAHA. TMS made a bet with me over CRUNCHIE that MU wont win. Oh well.

Playin at Cage for the first time(yala i n00b lol) just now was brimmed with josocity HAHA. I'll let the pictures do the talking once J uploads it(fully) Make do with whatever i have now in the mean time ok.

We then brokefast at KFC Kallang coz' the water's free flow. HAHA after i got my cup i just stood by the water dispensing machine and waited for azan(not your bf aifa HAHAHA) so that i could quickly drink water once i hear the prayer HAHAHA after i heard it i just stood there for another ten minutes having two rounds of my medium sized cup drinking like a camel HAHAHA before joining the rest. While walking back to my seat with my contented face, shafie went "Best syaq diri situ? Air confirm dah habis kan?" (Fun anot Syaq stand there? Confirm the all water is gone right?) HAHA, bastard. And then there was this kid we practised our maternal and paternal skills on but he just replied by staring. HAHA, the oh there was WAK HAHAHHAHA and izhaq tried stuffing his cigarette up his nose and sniffing it in WAHH HAHAHA. And then Charles tried striking a lighted matchstick and putting it on his tongue and oh the nutella joke was damn funny haikal. HAHAHAHA. Then just now also got quite a bit of silap mata! Woahh, i've got quite a WHACK buncha friends ah!


Then on the way back i had a "tell everything" session with Sally(i'm sure some can guess wadzit about). And it has been sucha long time since i've opened up to him this much and it felt good coz' he was damn comforting. Then while walking back we went to the park coz' there it was lantern festival,of lanterns and colourful lights, wow lovely! HAHA. And oh this chinese uncle chased us sia idk for what apparent reason. HAHAHAHA freaking funny. Sally and I like ran all the way to my void deck. Then before he set off for home:

Me: Is there any of my stuffs with you or in your bag?
Him: Have.
Me: Ah really? What?
Him: Nothing la!
Me: Sure ah?
Him: Eh have. Your heart. Your heart is with me(puts hand over his heart)

Then i was stumped. Two seconds of silence then we both went "AHH YEAHHH YEAHH OOOHWAHH" in unison. HAHAHAHA, it was funnily awkward but sweet. That reminds me of two things, we forgot to do our handshake and it's our 29th month today. :D


And yea, Farhana babe, please get well soon ok! Hilly-ma too! Your promos are coming so please do take good care of yourself, woman :)

"HULOOOOOOOO" (deep voice)

AHH BOLLOCKS SHIRIN AND I GOT FREAKIN' APPROACHED BY THIS TRANSIE(BAPOK) GAHHHHH FIRST SHE/HE STARED AT SHIRIN THEN WE BOTH CHANTED "SCARY BODO SCARY BODO" JUST TO FIND OUT SHE/HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US. AND THEN WE WENT FURTHER INTO THE BAZAAR TO SORT OF 'LOSE' HER/HIM. AND WHEN WE THOUGHT OUR MISERY WAS OVER, WHILE WE WERE WAITING TO CROSS THE ROAD FROM TRISTAR HOTEL TO JOO CHIAT COMPLEX, THE TRANSIE WALKED STRAIGHT TO ME MIND YOU WITH SUCH GLEAMING EYES LOOKING AT ME EYE TO EYE AND THEN SHE/HE DID THE HAND SIGNAL LIKE YKNOW THEM PEOPLE ASKING WHETHER YOU WANT THEM FOR LIKE TEN BUCKS PER HOUR OR STH AND THEN SHE/HE SAID "HULOOOOOOO" IN THE DEEPESTESTTEST VOICE EVER AND EVEN ATTEMPTED TO TOUCH MY SHOULDER WHEN SHIRIN GRABBED MY HAND AND WE RAN TO FIND REFUGE. I SWEAR I WAS STUMPED(though at first i acted brave ah with shirin hiding behind me i mean, i can't possibly do anyth right HAHA). AND TRUST ME, THAT WHOLE EPISODE WAS JUST F UP SCARY COZ' SHE/HE'S MAKE UP WAS REPLICABLE TO THE JOKER'S IN DARK KNIGHT. AND WHEN WE THOUGHT WE COULD SEEK COMFORT WITH THE OLDER ONES, MY AUNTY JUST HAD TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING IN A VERY DEEP VOICE JUST TO MOCK/TEASE US. WHAT A WAY TO END THE SATURDAY NIGHT. HAHA.

Yesterday night was consecutively the third night that i stayed awake til 6am. I'm almost all drained out. But yesterday was funnn. EVERYONE WENT HIGH. HAHAHA. Fatiha was entertaining my suweeeet pick up lines HAHAHA jannah was just rebutting me with "PEGI MAMPOS" every time i said "Jannah you so pretty la seyy" and "I LURBEZZX EUUS JANNAH" HAHAHA I made Irsyaad damn high also that he went to search the stupid name dictionary thing countless of times and they gave him stupid meanings to his name such as ban-shee, an alien at night, a person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins HAHAHAHAHA and a person who falls into an outhouse and dies wlao this one how TRAGIC. But my meanings were damn funny gila! Like SEXUALLY STUNNING HAHAHA, have the ability to be invisible I HOW COOL, a lewd street performer wahh why all of mine like associated to sexual stuffs ah? Horny, bodo HAHA err makes a living suing celebrities HAHA this one damn fun and lastly the most stupidest ever, a stealer of cans of tuna. HAHAHAHA. While i was high shafie was like "Ah dah high ah ni" HAHAHA. Then we played this game who can sweet talk better HAHAHAHA SHIDZ FUNNY.

Me: Eh shafie you damn handsome ah.
Shafie: HAHAHA lucky i have convo history
Me: HAHA Your turn la!
Shafie: haha syaq you look just as delish as the cake you're holding HAHAHA fucking horny sial
Me: YA LA BODO HAHAHAHA shafie you as fair as the guy in your dp
Shafie: NOW THATS JUST A LIE DAMMIT HAHAHAHA
Me: Your hair is not as nice as the guy in your dp(idk who the fck he is) but it's wayy nicer HAHAHAHA
Shafie: haha he's colin farrell google him i swear you melt. You as pretty as hannah montana HAHAHA
Me: Your voice is like Jason Mraz HAHAHA
Shafie: Nice HAHA you are as pretty as a pregnant cow ppl say you are the prettiest when you are pregnant HAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA FCK YOU.

Best part it was at like what nearly three am. HAHA. After everything subsided, i resorted to watching skins. HAHA, damnit liyana! I'm at the second episode and i don't dare watch it in the day coz' later batal HAHAHA. Anyway babe, that day out with you yesterday was splendid. I needed it real bad man. You the love! :D

Ok, an hour left to buka. The mum is letting the lil one listen to Sway by pussycat dolls which is apparently the deal to keep him quiet. HAHAHAHA habis ini anak confirm wild. HAHAHAHA, choy. Ahh shid man jannah, you got me stuck to talking in malay thanks ah for conversing to me in malay the whole time we were talking on msn yday eh tan ah KAU. HAHA.

I need to chillax now HAHA oh by the way lee, i have a crush on sid. GAHHHH. :D HAHA, izhaq damn high now talking about his sexbomb gf bet you've never seen this side of him HAHA.

Don't worry i'm back to my chipper self, i guess? I finally settled scores with myself and found out what's been keeping me awake all night and why those whirlpool of thoughts have been whizzing thru the labyrinth of my mind. I read Nadira's tag and i laughed at it. I looked back at what i wrote in the two posts before and i was "Siala, since when was i that deep?" All these emotional crisis pose such "detrimental" effects mannn.

Today is the nineth of september and the nineth fasting day and it's HICURL's bday. HAHA.

Anomaly.
happy birthday muhammad haikal bin samsudin. May God Bless you always :D
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
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thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
bapak aku.
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
nama dia
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
LATEP
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
KAU PAHAM
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
LATEP
thanks guys for the wishes and presents !
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ANYWAY THANKS MAN !!!!

Such an angsty thirtyone year old man who is as matured as a monkey. HAHA



Please watch it attentively. HAHAHAHAHA, freakin' funny la. This was our final dance performance at Prom night. It's just damn damn damn comical. It's not perfect esp the part when the music came off and on(that was supposed to be a cool effect which some of us didnt know about thus the shocked faces and Nadia's attempt to continue dancing without the music HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH) And the one part which got me and Shafie laughing like SHITXZXZ was the part when Charles pushed Lee like a gangster. HAHAHAHA. And shafie constantly forgetting his steps. HAHA. But the five days straight of intense "training" was fun while it lasted. And definitely the nightly trips to Orchard to find our last minute prom costumes. Hahaha. And lee! Remember we stayed awake til three am just to make sure we got the steps right? We are such gajahs at dancing that we wore soccer socks so that we wouldnt get blisters while twisting. HAHAHAHA. Ahhh please, you won't get to see me dance coz' i was in the dark :D


It was such a comedy while it lasted :D

I was awake the whole night. My mind kept racing, this question after that. At around 5.30, i dropped dead. I feel like Charlie Gordon. Recording every single detail down thinking that it will somehow lead me to a whole new revelation. Except, i'm not really seeing things from a rose-tinted glass. This thing i call "the seventh sense" started out as an anomaly but the ways things are going, it might be customary.

I ratiocinate more than i should, I prate less than before, a mirth is now sporadic. I investigate matters inordinately, even matters that i fathom have no reasons behind them, never in a million years. How adept the mind works alongside the 5Ws and 1H evokes such perturbance that it's sucking the life outta me. It's three-o-seven and i ought to be sleeping. I think i'm halfway where Heath Ledger started.

You'll find me in my sanctuary.

And this is a tribute to Farhana for expressing how much she misses me coupled with a picture of myself. Sweet of you, i must say. So, this is for you.

I miss you too, Mrs Chewbacca. (GO AWW NOW)

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