Friday, August 08, 2008
WWWWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! :PThe embarrassing moments after i started schooling in Ngee Ann is slowly accumilating, swear. And that sucks big time. I've had enuff in sec sch. HAHA.
Found this on Hannah's blog:
"Shaq, Fad & I were heading home. & we didnt know whether a certain bus would go to clementi MRT.
but we saw at the side of the bus it said " clementi road "
we were sooo pissed off that we forgot our school is at clementi road and clementi MRT is NOT on clementi road.
we felt something was wrong when the bus didnt head to clementi MRT so shaq went to ask the bus driver and he laughed at us for taking the wrong bus and told us the bus does not go to any MRT.
so he told us to get down and cross the road and take bus 96 straight to clementi MRT.
found out we landed at NUS.
bus 171 i think came and shaq asked the driver whether it goes back to NP.
fad and i saw bus 96 behind and were shouting for shaq to get down the bus since the direct bus to clementi was here.
shaq tapped her card on bus 171 and this was how the conversation went:
fad & me: SHAQ ! get down the bus. 96 is behind.
shaq: but i tap my card alr ! then how !
fad & me: but the straight bus to clementi is hereeeee !*shaq gets down from bus 171*
bus uncle in 171: OI OI EXCUSE ME CANCEL CANCEL
i swear he shouted sooo loudly at Shaq the WHOLE bus could hear.he wanted to refund her the bus fare.hahahahahahhaa.super funny.
Shaq was embarassed to the max as she once again stepped onto bus 171 before getting down and boarded 96.
Fad & I laughed all the way."
OMF, the moment i got down the bus for the second time, i looked down all the way siaaaa. I could feel the stares from the people on the bus piercing thru' my skin. EMBARRASSING LIKE WHAT. Then the two banglas and akmal as well who also got on the wrong bus, laughed their asses off. And i'm pretty sure Einn will go, "Typical fiqah!" after she reads this. Eh cousin eh! HAHA. Runs in the blood.
Let's not start about the AH BENG DROOLING LIKE A WATERFALL on the shuttle bus. I was just next to him when i heard "slurps", thinking it was nth, i turned, and to my utmost horror, he was drooling. From both sides of the mouth. Somemore before that, he acted cool with his nintendo ds. Reputation gone sia! The last time i told Hakim, he fell off the chair. AND OH, MY MATRIX FALL from the spiral staircase outside lib. -.- SIALA. That was was SHID FUNNY. Thank God, it was ALMOST a solitary moment. Then during my first month Anni with Hannah, SF'S FIRST MONTH :D
I was romantically singing to her while strummin' the guitar.
Me: Tonight will be the night that i will (PROTTTT!) for you.
(Proper lyrics: Tonight will be night that i will fall for you.)
HAHAHAHAHAHA, the word 'FALL' was barely audible, covered by the FART. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Won't disclose which one of us farted but i think you shld know. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. :D Unglam, bodo. (Yes 'Ammar, w/o the H. HAHA)
And then recently, a bus incident again. Like what fad said, "It's always you and buses!" HAHA.
We were rushing for a bus and they were alr at the door of the bus whereas i was still at the bus stop frantically searching for my EZLink.
Them: "SYAQ FASTER!"
Me: "I CANNOT FIND MY EZLINK!"
Them: "FASTER FASTER"
Me: "EHHH I CANNOT FIND MY EZLINK LAAAAAAA"
I was like panicking plus the bus uncle was waiting for me plus sally was calling me plus the whole bus stop was watching us plus THEY WERE STUPIDLY LAUGHING AT ME.
And while all this happened, i failed to hear their shouts of "OIII YOUR EZLINK IS WITH US" and when i finally turned, i saw my card in Fad's hand. And my memory of what happened after that was me shouting, "Idiots sia" and not wanting to look behind me coz' i was pretty sure the whole bus stop witnessed what happened.
Stupid banglalalalalas. And to think of it, it's only the first sem of school. Gahh.